WELCOME

 

 

We are an organisation promoting physical intimacy for health benefits.

T+C apply

 

We are particularly interested in mental health + physiology research.

 

We provide a range of affordable services to men living in Melbourne.

 

Visits here are fully confidential + no G.P. referral is required.

 

HOURS   🕘

 

Monday to Friday - 9am to 8pm

hours subject to change

Sunday nights - 5pm to 9pm

gen z only - see below

 

Free on-site parking   🅿️

 

SUNDAY NIGHTS   🎯

5pm to 9pm

 

Sunday bookings can be made up to 2 days in advance (with no deposit).

1QB, 1P, 2P, 2PS + 3P sessions only

 

This night is exclusively for Gen Z males to boost their mental health.

gen z - 18 to 31 years old

minimum 2️⃣ days load required 

 

ADDRESS   🏠

 

181 Reynolds Rd

Doncaster East  VIC  3109

(near Comm Bank)

 

we will text door entry details on arrival

this stops any loitering outside

 

AS NATURE INTENDED

🌳

 

  Do you have a full load that you can share with us?

optimal 2️⃣ to 6️⃣ days build-up

 

She'll bend forward, wet + ready to receive you from behind.

  slide inside when you're ready 

 

She will angle her pelvis so you can stimulate her cervix.

cervix will lift up + is slightly open 🍩

 

Use long, deep strokes to help her climax. Take your time.

"vaginal tenting" swelling begins

 

Push in as deep as you can to release.

remain there until spurting stops

💦💦💦💦

 

Pull out slowly to minimise leakage.

or keep going if you want to

 

DESCRIPTION  

👭

 

We are white Aussie females, clean, tight, educated, no tattoos, D+D free + regularly tested (proof on-site) seeking clean, healthy, D+D free, respectful males for mutual benefits.

females aged 22 to 40 

 

for privacy reasons, faces are hidden

 

PRIMAL INSTINCT   👫 

 

We adhere to traditional gender roles.

 

the man is the giving partner

masculine or dominant

he wants connection + sexual intimacy

the woman is the receiving partner

feminine or compliant

she is receptive + accepts his advances

 

NATURAL SESSIONS

🚫 = service not available today

minimum 2 days load - all sessions

 

Choose 1️⃣ code only.

F = fee

 

Code: 1P - 10 mins 😺   F60   

Code: 2P - 20 mins 😺   F70   

🚫 Code: 3P - 30 mins 😺   F80   

 

Code: 2PS - 20 mins 😺😺   F100  (2 separate visits within 14 days. 1st visit   F70, 2nd visit F30)   

2PS - cash preferred

 

Code: 1A - 10 mins 🔙🚪  F80

must be fully hard to do 🔙🚪

do not try this session if nervous or tired

1A - cash only

 

🚫 Code: 6PA - 30 mins 😺 + 🔙🚪  F100

strictly 😺 first then 🔙🚪 to finish

6PA - cash only

 

Code: GH - 10 mins gloryhole ⭕️   F50

👅 on him until finished

if nervous, we recommend doing GH first

 

Code: GP - 10 mins gloryhole ⭕️   F70  

natural 👅 + finish with 😺

 

The girls prefer extended pleasure.

lasting longer helps to satisfy our needs

2P, 2PS + 3P sessions are given priority

 

FEES + DEPOSITS 

🏦

 

A $30 deposit may be required to book in. OSKO bank transfer or Beem.

 for the first 1-2 visits

Download Beem app + set up first.

balance is cash on arrival 

 

Some sessions are cash fee only.

🏧  on-site - CBA, NAB + Westpac.

 

OSKO/Beem must be paid 1 hour before arrival or we re-book your time. we text you when received 

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NO PAYID TRANSFERS ON ARRIVAL 

$100 NOTES ARE NOT ACCEPTED

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$50 notes checked under counterfeit light   🔦

(other precautions may apply to $50 notes)

 

Please bring the correct amount.

to avoid 5 min delay, bring $5, $10, $20 notes

 

NO CHANGE WITHOUT 10 MINS NOTICE   ❌️

 

Deposits are non-refundable   ⚠️

 

if you cancel booking in accordance with T&C's 12

deposit is held in credit for next visit

re-book within 2 months or deposit forfeited

 

SAME DAY BOOKINGS

📅

 

Minimum 20 mins notice is required.

2-3 hours notice is recommended 

Please wait for a text back with confirmation details.

 

To cancel a booking, please text us.

 

any booking made 1 or more days ahead requires deposit $30 in advance

 

IF YOU'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE

just answer Q1-Q5 to book in

 

TEXT

0️⃣4️⃣2️⃣2️⃣  9️⃣1️⃣0️⃣  5️⃣4️⃣5️⃣

with:

 

 

Q1.  Your real first name + last initial? e.g. Aiden P

using fake name = refusal   ❌️

 

Q2.  Session code? e.g. 2P

session type can't be changed on arrival

 

Q3.  The day + time you want? e.g. today at 2:30pm

if flexible, e.g. today between 2:30pm-4pm

if you text 'now', we will not respond

 

Q4.  Do you agree to our conditions? Text: Yes, I agree to all T+C

see our T+C below

 

Q5.  Fee type? (OSKO, Beem or cash)

 

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FIRST TIME VISITORS 

please answer these extra 5 questions 

 

Q6.  Natural style? Text: Yes, natural

all sessions are fully natural (raw)

 

Q7.  Are you cut or uncut?

for health check

 

Q8.  Age group? 18-25, 26-35, 36-45, 46-55, 56+

to estimate hormone + fitness levels

 

Q9.  Country of birth?

for sexual norms or any language barriers 

 

Q10.  Your height? (Feet + inches)

 adjustments are made to suit height

 

 

❓️   If you're feeling nervous, have anxiety or a health issue, please tell us when you book in.

 

1.  Please text to book in. No calls accepted. To use our services, please be courteous.   😄

 

2.  No fake names. Using a fake name = banned.   ❌️

 

3.  Please answer booking questions truthfully. We screen everyone for our personal safety.

 

4.  No requests or "extras" of any kind + no free pics of girls.   ❌️

 

5.  Please shower on the day + use deodorant.   🚿

 

6.  Do not wear any cologne or after-shave (allergies). You will be refused.

 

7.  Must be 5" or more when up.   👍

 

8.  You'll be checked for signs of poor hygiene +/or STIs. Smegma, balanitis, bad smells (if uncut).   🏥

 

9.  No heart conditions, diabetes, obesity, blood pressure meds, anti-depressants, alcohol, drugs, jet-lag. These can all cause problems.   🍺

 

10.  No fingering or kissing girls. This is not GFE.   ❌️

 

11.  Rough, aggressive, dubious or dirty people will be quickly ejected. Basic health + safety policies.   👮‍♂️

 

12.  A $30 late cancellation fee applies (if you give less than 1 hours' notice).

 

13.  No refunds made for breach of these terms.   ⚠️

 

14.  We operate within current laws in Victoria, Australia.

www.consumer.vic.gov.au 

 

SHOWER/CLEAN UP   🚻

 

10 min sessions:

Baby wipes, soap + wash cloths only.

 

20 + 30 min sessions:

Quick 5 mins shower afterwards.

 

NOTE:

no shower available on arrival without prior agreement, ask us when booking in 

 

The bathroom is cleaned daily.

 

PHONES   📵

 

on entry, phones must be put inside box on kitchen bench until you leave   📦

if you attempt to use phone, booking will be terminated on-the-spot without refund

please set to voicemail while in our premises

 

NO WEAPONS   🔪

 

No bags or 🎒 are allowed without prior permission   ❌️

 

please declare carry-in bags when booking in

we actively check for weapons before entry 

 

OSKO PAYMENTS   💳

 

Use PayID or Pay Anyone

It must say "instant OSKO"

payid is never accepted on arrival 

 

Pay:  HT Australia 

Bank:  ING   🦁

BSB:  923-100

we will text you account number

 

Description:  

Your initials + session code e.g. AP2P

so we know who you are

 

BEEM IT - EFTPOS   💳

 

Download the Beem app + register a unique username.

follow the simple instructions 

 

Beem uses Eftpos linked to your debit card + keeps your personal details private from us.

 

we will text you our username

there are no surcharges 

 

QUICK BREED   🚀

ready to explode?

 

Code: 1QB - 10 mins breeding   F360

😺 x 12 sessions 

For 40 day period (2-3 visits a week)

after first visit, just text Q1-Q3 to re-book

 

Walk in, wash hands + start. 😺 will be wet + swollen, waiting for you.

no delays, fill her up + get back to work

 

1QB - cash only.

No shower included, use baby wipes.

 

public holidays aren't included in 40 days

text us for pre-approval - limited places

 

FULL MATING   🦍

45 mins notice to book in 

 

🚫 Code: FM - 60 mins service   F200

 

10 mins - 👅 on 🍆 + he 👅 on 🦪 (no 👅 or✌️in 😺)

40 mins - he 🍆 = 😺   (🙏 + 🐶 positions)

 

For males who have great stamina. Girl may go off more than once.

🌋💧🌋💧🌋💧

 

10 mins shower (before or after session)

$50 deposit in advance (OSKO or Beem)

Available Thursdays + Fridays.

 

IF UNCUT, CHECK FOR

SMEGMA OR BALANITIS

usually caused by poor hygiene or infection 

seek treatment first as we won't see you

NEED A LITTLE HELP?   🔵

 

V available for P sessions if required 

helps to keep him up + firmer

Purchase with session. Can pick up 🔵 earlier if paid by OSKO/Beem in full.

1 for $4 or 2 for $7

only to be used for sessions here

Takes 40-60 minutes to be effective.

if collecting early, bring 600ml water

 

HELPFUL HINTS   🤔

 

For up-to-date information, we suggest watching Jessica Jaye on YT.

the latex files

 

If you're a smoker, please do not book Code: GH   🚬

please be respectful of non-smokers

smokers 💦 smells/tastes awful

same with garlic + onions